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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

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muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

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pertlattimers:

“british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”

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